Tag: humor
group name: notestoself
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March 17, 2008 12:38 AM EDT --
Once upon a time...
I wish this were a fairy tale. But it's not. This is the first in a series of vignettes about the adventures of spending a week in charge of my own life, while . . . more
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September 07, 2008 11:51 PM EDT --
“People who fell off their bikes when they were five have a stronger group identity than I do.”
I belong to a missing generation. Maybe belong is not the right word as my generation doesn’t . . . more
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February 14, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
This has got to be the cleanest joke my uncle has ever sent!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " . . . more
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April 08, 2008 07:49 PM EDT --
Welcome to suburban Atlanta, where fast food restaurants crowd four and five deep into every intersection. Every corner of every intersection.
Burgers? Of course. Fried Chicken? This is the south . . . more
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June 20, 2008 11:08 AM EDT --
A quick question: I'm stuck and you can help me out.
I download podcasts of radio shows to listen to when working out at the gym. Car Talk on NPR is one of my favorites.
I've noticed . . . more
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April 30, 2008 09:52 PM EDT --
I've had it. Quite seriously, I am fed up with my cell phone.
Not the service. No. It works quite well. Too well. I get calls, clear calls, any time & any . . . more
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August 08, 2008 01:23 PM EDT --
As I am apparently being drafted to run for the nation’s highest office, I thought I should clarify my positions on several key issues.
Unlike most politicians, I like to keep my political . . . more
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March 03, 2008 07:38 PM EST --
Have you ever wondered why Alice doesn't live here anymore?
Having nothing better to do one Spring Break, I visited Alice's former home.
I wouldn't live there anymore either. . . . more
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November 08, 2007 11:23 AM EST --
In a study to find out what causes dandruff, researchers grew enough fungus to give dandruff to 10 million people. They then sequenced the genes of the fungus. They then found out that not only does an . . . more
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February 25, 2008 02:52 PM EST --
It's been quite a morning on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine funny writing for today:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
How to Write Good Sex by Jack . . . more
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . . more
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August 31, 2008 11:57 PM EDT --
Today, I am Captain of Beer Booth #3 at the Sausalito Arts Festival. For those who have never been in a position of REAL POWER, where the hopes and dreams of six booth attendants, the unborn grants . . . more
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June 11, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 104
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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August 03, 2008 11:54 PM EDT --
“Before bombing we will be careful to evacuate all citizens of voting age.”
(With all the commentary streaming 24/7 from political pundits with too much television . . . more
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September 18, 2007 09:58 PM EDT --
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits . . . more
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March 27, 2008 08:30 AM EDT --
Apparently, photographs to chronicle and commemorate one's surgical procedures are standard fare these days. Oh yes, printed on a glossy sheet of photo paper, my ovaries and abdominal cavity . . . more
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October 09, 2007 11:02 AM EDT --
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wife's birthday. His wife was REALLY angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, . . . more
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February 24, 2008 11:52 PM EST --
" … (use) the very same skill your third-grade teacher told you not to use when doing fractions. "
I have to admit that I don't invent most of my column topics. I'm lazy; I . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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