Tag: funny
group name: notestoself
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September 07, 2008 11:51 PM EDT --
“People who fell off their bikes when they were five have a stronger group identity than I do.”
I belong to a missing generation. Maybe belong is not the right word as my generation doesn’t . . . more
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September 18, 2007 12:51 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail had to share it with all.
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything . . . more
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September 18, 2007 09:58 PM EDT --
Unscheduled Outage
It's thunderstorm season and when the power goes out at one branch office, the uninterruptible power supplies kick in, everything gracefully shuts down, and the technician waits . . . more
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November 07, 2007 04:48 PM EST --
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found . . . more
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March 27, 2008 08:30 AM EDT --
Apparently, photographs to chronicle and commemorate one's surgical procedures are standard fare these days. Oh yes, printed on a glossy sheet of photo paper, my ovaries and abdominal cavity . . . more
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November 28, 2007 11:19 PM EST --
(The "funny headlines" are in BOLD. My "comebacks" are in italics beneath each one...)
Plot to Kill Officer had Vicious Side
(oh, sure... dwell on the negative…) . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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February 04, 2008 09:40 PM EST --
Five old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled >out saying, . . . more
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June 03, 2008 11:58 PM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 102
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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May 26, 2008 05:17 PM EDT --
This Monday the Humor Gang slowed down a little probably because it's
Memorial Day and a holiday — and possibly because I didn't remind them. We are . . . more
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August 03, 2008 11:54 PM EDT --
“Before bombing we will be careful to evacuate all citizens of voting age.”
(With all the commentary streaming 24/7 from political pundits with too much television . . . more
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January 20, 2008 10:18 AM EST --
A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car, and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard . . . more
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October 12, 2007 09:59 PM EDT --
Had he only known...
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September 17, 2007 10:28 AM EDT --
"Next to me was a 300-pound lady orangutan in a tutu."
Like everything else in our technology-driven society, magic has become depersonalized, if not commonplace. My iPod, which is the . . . more
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September 24, 2007 09:16 AM EDT --
Just because the boxes are unpacked doesn't mean you have to sell the car.
My move is over, technically speaking: the cardboard boxes are flat-folded at the recycle place; this . . . more
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June 03, 2008 11:59 PM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 101
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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June 18, 2008 12:06 AM EDT --
Thought~Byte No. 105
Concept and words by John Philipp. Drawings by Phil Frank.
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